All information included has been obtained from Brazos County probable cause statements. All charges and information were alleged at the time of arrest and are not the binding decision of a judge or jury. All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Meanest Mom and Dumbest Druggie: Bridgett Cartwright Watson and her mom. Police found Watson outside of her home with a purse full of syringes, after responding to a call placed by her mother! When questioned, Watson stated that her mom told her she had called the cops and so Watson went to "shoot up" Upon further questioning, Watson acted like she was talking to an invisible person and admitted that the substance in the syringes was Speed. We would like to honor two people in this story; Bridgett's mom, because she called the cops on her daughter and Bridgett for doing drugs prior to cops showing up.
A for Effort: Eric Bernard Dickerson. Police found paramedics examining Dickerson who had passed out in the driver's seat of his truck with 2 Lime-a-Ritas (lol) and a joint in the passenger seat. Dickerson told police that he was just really tired and fell asleep. Sorry Dickerson, no one is buying that story, especially with the fact you had a DWI 5 months prior!
Best Story of the Week: Cody Jacob Hall. Police arrived at Detroit Drive to check up on an open line call to 911. Police walked around the back of the house and found Hall rolling a blunt. He was either really high, not that smart, or both (probably both) to call the cops on himself while smoking!
Best Mug of the Week: Jordan Alexander Densey. Police approached Densey after witnessing him park facing traffic on California Street. Police then discovered he had a warrant out for his arrest and Marijuana in his wallet, which he had hidden under his seat. Why is this the best mug? That all too classic expression.