The Bi-Annual “First Day of March” Edition

By: John Obenauf Email
By: John Obenauf Email
Hello and welcome back to yet another installment of everyone’s favorite CW8 Aggieland-run, YouTube-based blog! Now, before we get started, I know what most of you are thinking: you’re thinking to yourselves “Geez John, what happened to last week’s blog?! Yous knows hows I gets whens I don’t gets my weekly fix of Viral Videos!” And to those of you who feel this way, I am extremely sorry; I’ll try my best to not let that happen again.* That being said, let’s get this week started, shall we? Excellent. *probably

Alright, who’s first in line this week?

Welp, since I’m “strongly compelled” by the CW8 Network to keep things PC in this blog, I’m gonna have to avoid all the “women and science” jokes I have stored for this very type of occasion. That’s right; I’m taking the high road this time – heck, I’m not even going to make an off-color comment about whatever third-world nation that video came out of! (Why? Because they’re all the same!) Now that’s professionalism right there!

Have you ever caught yourself thinking “Boy, I wish my mom was as cool as Michelle Obama!” Well I sure have. No offense, Mom, but that woman’s so much cooler than you are. In fact, that woman’s so cool, her kids probably don’t even understand the concept of “embarrassment” yet – and they probably never will, either! Why? Because, as has been proven on numerous occasions throughout scientific history, “lame moms” are the number-one source of individual embarrassment in the Continental United States, well ahead of the runners up: “farting in a quiet place” and “secretly going by yourself to a matinee showing of that new Kevin James movie, only to run into, like, everyone you know when you’re waiting in line for popcorn beforehand. So, in a last-ditch attempt to save whatever reputation you have with these people, you have lie and say you’re seeing ‘that new foreign movie that just came out’ – but you just know they don’t believe you.” So yeah, as I was saying: judge the president as you may, but there’s simply no way you can honestly say that you know a mom cooler than our First Lady. Case in point:

Shoot, I don’t know about you, but all this “mom talk” has really got me curious about what’s going on in international affairs right now. Let’s take a look at Japan, shall we?

Well… that was… Japan. I guess…
I think that’s enough “international outlook” for this week – back to some videos made in the good ol’ U-S-of-A!

Finally, the moment everyone’s been waiting for: the Cute Animal Video of the Week! And, not to get your hopes up or anything, but this week’s video might give Whitney & Bobby a run for “cutest duet” title:

Alright folks, that’s going to do it for this week. I hope everyone has a splendid first-week of March – and remember: it’s never too early to start prepping for March Madness; you can’t just go into those tourney-watching parties cold! Now that would be truly irresponsible of you.

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