The “Singles Awareness/National Gumdrop Day” Edition

By: John Obenauf Email
By: John Obenauf Email
Happy Friday, everybody! I hope everyone’s having a great day so far today – because, after all, it is the most important day of this month.* Yep, that’s right; this is the one day of the year where we have the privilege to simultaneously celebrate the two greatest aspects of existence: sweets and lonesomeness.* Add that to the fact that today’s also a Friday – and subtract that from the fact that you’re stuck reading this instead of doing something else enjoyable – and you’ve got yourself a pretty swell day!* *well, I mean, probably

I’m not really sure what the context of this first video was (because, you know, I’m too lazy to research stuff), but I will literally support anything even-somewhat related to Adam Sandler:

Hey, did you know that hockey’s back on? Did you know that hockey even left in the first place? Well, if you said “no” to one or more of these questions, then you’re with the other 99% of people on this planet. In fact, that number’s probably even an understatement; much like the buffalo and the casual male mullet, hockey has officially become a thing of the past. Here’s a clip of the only hockey fan left. Ever.

Speaking of awful things during the winter, how ‘bout that snowstorm over there in the northeast?? Some crazy stuff, huh? As all of our thoughts and best wishes go out to everyone affected by the storm, here’s some clips of people finding a way to make some light of their situations:

And, finally, don’t bother trying to tell this next guy that the snowstorm’s such a bad thing:

Alright guys that’s going to do it for this week. Now go! Get out there and enjoy your Friday!

John Obenauf
-I’m not really sure why you’re still reading this right now. Get out there!
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