Welcome back to another week of everyone’s favorite Friday-morning-YouTube-based-CW8-Aggieland blog! Let’s get back to the nitty gritty, shall we?
So, I know exactly what you’re thinking, you’re thinking ”gee John, I sure do miss the Insane Clown Posse a whole bunch.” And I understand; we all do. But hey, don’t get fret: they’re still around! All is right in the universe. Take a look at their newest business venture:
Wasn’t that just refreshing? Can you say “next Roger & Ebert?” These guys are practically the Sklar Brothers plus some tasteful makeup. I’m just glad to see that ICP’s supreme talent has found a way to transcend beyond their music. I think we could all learn a valuable lesson or two from these visionaries. Here’s an example of their wisdom:
Mind = blown. Ok, now that I’ve officially met my “introspective clown” quota for the year, hows about we switch gears a little and watch some rednecks who aren’t wearing makeup:
Honestly, I can’t get over the fact that this was filmed at a Target and not a Wal-Mart – in fact, I’m pretty sure this would just be considered a “normal day” at Wal-Mart. I would feel bad for the dude who got punched, but he was kinda asking for it. It just really goes to show that entertainment for young adults comes at a price – sometimes it’s just safer to stay-in for the night and spend some quality time with your friends:
Dangit Robbie! He told you he couldn’t do it, man. This is really one of those lose-lose situations though, because whether or not that bottle breaks, you’re still that dude who let someone hit them over the head with a Smirnoff bottle -- now I’m no “ladies man,” but I’m fairly sure that that’s not the best way to gain female attention. I guess that’s what he gets for drinking Smirnoff-Ice; now that’s the real mistake here.
Alright, now that we’ve all assuredly lost complete faith in humanity within the span of four little YouTube clips, it’s about time for another animal clip! No matter how meaningless life can seem at times, we can all at least be thankful that we’re not just another hamster stuck running on the wheel… Well, at least not literally:
And on that note, that just about does it for this week’s installment. I hope everyone has a great weekend – I know mine’s going to be dedicated solely to watching as much football as humanly possible. Here’s to a brand new season of Aggie football! Though we may not have played a game last week, it’s at least one more week of being undefeated – that was possibly the best week-1 showing I’ve ever seen as an Aggie! (My first Aggie game was the Arkansas State debacle in 2008, so I’m allowed to say it, ok?)
5-time Class President at Steven Seagal Remedial High School