Hello my fashion followers! This week I'm doing something a little different. Usually I focus on trends and styles you should consider trying, today let's take a look at trends that no one should wear... ever.
First things first, I mean no harm! Some of my loved ones are guilty of these terrible trends and I, as always, am just here to help! If you like to rock any of these looks, no judgement. I am merely suggesting people could be laughing at you behind your back.
They're impossible to make cool. Even when they were "cool," they weren't. I understand they're comfy, I hate it too, but it's just the way it is.
Super Short Shorts
Ladies, we don't want to see your cheeks.
Frat Daddies, we don't want to see your pasty thighs.
Speaking of Frat Daddies, I would like to take a moment to address croakies at Northgate.
First of all, you don't need your sunglasses at night (unless you're Corey Hart) and you especially don't need croakies. And just for funzies... Condescending Wonka.
Only okay for cheerleaders and little girls.
Just give 'em up already.
The Huge Poof
It's killing the ozone layer and I get really angry when you sit in front of me and I can't see over your head. Just give it a little volume, ditch the bump it.
Flip Flops When It's Cold
I'm not even addressing this, because you should know better.
Really Long Fake Nails
They're scary. Stop. Please.
Okay guys, that is all. Remember I did this out of love! Now tell me, what fashion trend do you hate?
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